Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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