Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
