So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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