he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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