I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
