Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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