I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
