last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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