grandma shit on top of the toilet
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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