they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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