dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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