I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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