I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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