He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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