i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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