:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
