Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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