you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
PANTIES FOUND
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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