THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
What a dumb baby whore.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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