Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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