if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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