We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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