I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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