How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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