it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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