I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Found your dick twin last night
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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