just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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