His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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