buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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