Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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