I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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