im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Randomize
