HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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