shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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