im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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