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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
do herpes really smell.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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