Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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