happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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