you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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