Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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