She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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