I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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