You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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