Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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