the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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