i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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