Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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