Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
But break dance skills will only take you so far
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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