we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
