Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
