Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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