well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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