Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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