do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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