butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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