okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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